Drinkin' in the middle of the day.
The bottle just looked so cool and refreshing.
No, this doesn't make me an alcoholic- it makes me unemployed-- or on vacation. I use the two interchangeably, depending on my mood.
For example, when talking to the parentals, I'm unemployed.
When asked by the guy at the bank [who I'm totally not digging but is obviously flirting,] I'm on vacation. Shit, he can probably see that my bank account balance is laughable, but he still flirts. That either says something about my amazing good looks or his character. Meh, I'll take some flirting either way. But the guy has earrings. In both ears. Like I said, not digging it.
I wish I had a pool. That makes drinking in the middle of the day seem more like a vacation, when compared to sitting on my couch watching shitty daytime tv.
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